Harry Kane For President!
If you’re a devotee of the beautiful football game, the cacophony surrounding Bayern Munich’s latest jewel, Harry Kane, will have serenaded your ears. And if the symphony of football isn’t your cup of tea, well, tough luck! You’d still know about it because every inch of Kane’s aerial journey to Germany was broadcast as if it were a moon landing.
Amazingly, Germany’s curiosity about Mr. Kane, as evidenced by online searches, has managed to eclipse even that of our own Chancellor, Olaf Scholz.
So, by a perfectly reasonable and not at all far-fetched leap of logic, Harry’s next career move, after his footballing shenanigans, could be politics.
To put it more succinctly: Harry Kane for Chancellor!